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Monday, November 28, 2005

"Holiday Cards" at Work

My hand will fall off
if I have to sign any
more damn Christmas cards!

This one looks funny because "if I" and "to" are such short words for 1 syllable and "christmas" is so long for only 2 syllables, but... I promise it's 5-7-5, and I promise it's really true. My hand feels like it's going to fall off.

4 Comments:

  • At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Here is my haiku about "holiday" cards:
    signed my name a ton
    it all runs together now
    done until next year

     
  • At 10:19 AM, Blogger Tabitha Dial said…

    And here is my haiku about holiday cards:

    stocking cards at work
    for $13.59
    I do no more! YAY!!!

    (I kow make a good deal less than $13.59 an hour, but I have a much better job!!!)

    And here's a haiku about the holidays:


    The work behind it
    Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks SUCKS!
    Damn the holidays

    You can find more whinging about the holidays and a post that mentions this blog if you read today's "Zen and Art of Haiku and holiday package maintenence" entry at My blog, of course!!!

     
  • At 7:07 PM, Blogger Sue Richards said…

    Excellent to find a Haiku lover. I host a contest every year and publish the winners in my www.breastofcanada.com calendar.

    You should check it out and enter...I'm not being rigid with my deadline.

    Thanks for visiting my site.

    Calendar Girl.

     
  • At 8:33 PM, Blogger J. Andrew Lockhart said…

    how about this?

    hands fall off
    from constant signing..
    damn Christmas cards

    Andrew

     

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